Total Medals Earned: 281 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/500 points)
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Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 7/100 (55/2,000 points)
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/45 points)
Complete this route of the game.
Go back to your cell...for some reason?
secret medal
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
first time calculating
calculate 5 times
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 11/11 (110/110 points)
Default first enemy
Default two enemy
Default three enemy
Default four enemy
Default fifth enemy
Default six enemy and fucking robot
Default seven enemy
Default eighth enemy
Default ninth enemy
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 2/8 (50/350 points)
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