Total Medals Earned: 947 (From 185 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,980 Points
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/315 points)
New creature alert
Complete chapter 1
Complete chapter 2
Complete chapter 3
Catch Mothman and beat the game
Complete every level
Complete speedrun mode in less than 4 minutes
Complete speedrun mode in less than 36 throws
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
unlock Mercury
unlock Venus
unlock Earth
unlock Mars
unlock Jupiter
unlock Saturn
unlock Uranus
unlock Neptune
unlock Pluto
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
You kill kayne with dababy
Medals Earned: 12/20 (65/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 7/25 (35/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!