Total Medals Earned: 933 (From 180 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/280 points)
unlock Mercury
unlock Venus
unlock Earth
unlock Mars
unlock Jupiter
unlock Saturn
unlock Uranus
unlock Neptune
unlock Pluto
Medals Earned: 1/50 (5/500 points)
Defeat 1 enemy
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/25 points)
You kill kayne with dababy
Medals Earned: 12/20 (65/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 7/25 (35/425 points)
Kill the turkey with a sniper rifle.
Kill the turkey with a pistol.
That's a bit excessive, don't you think?
Cry some more.
Kill the turkey by snapping his neck.
Kill the turkey with a flamethrower.
Who made this game? PETA?
Kill the turkey with a shotgun.
Kill the turkey with a rocket launcher
Kill the turkey with an SMG.
Smite the Turkey with the wrath of God.
Kill the turkey with an assault rifle.
Kill the turkey with a new ray gun from the future.
Kill the turkey with a baseball bat.
Kill the turkey with a grenade.
His soul is yours!
Kill the turkey with a crossbow.
Kill the turkey with a machine gun.
Kill the turkey with an axe.
What the hell were you thinking?! You're supposed to kill the turkey, not yourself!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)
You have failed to Killed this Guy
You have successfully Killed this Guy!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/270 points)
Start the game
Y U NO LEAVE IT LIKE IT IS?
In theaters near you.
Thank you for waiting.
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The mos amazing thing ever.
Find the secret in the mario level
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/210 points)
Go through the tutorial
Finish a run
enter the "coin" portal
enter the "arrow" portal
enter the "hand" portal
gain over 5000 coins
gain over 10000 coins
gain over 15000 coins